Could You Survive Longer On Solely Eating Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing Or Solely Eating Celery?

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Here’s a scenario: There are 2 islands. The first island has 1 thing to consume, Celery. The second island has 1 thing to consume, chunky blue cheese dressing. If 1 person was stranded on each island, which person would survive longer?

11 Comments so far

  1. jezzabel on November 6, 2009 6:48 am

    cheese, celery has no nutritional value, and you expend more calories eating it than you gain.

  2. Delfina D on November 6, 2009 7:23 am

    Blue cheese dressing. It has more fat and calories.
    It takes more calories to burn up the celery than the calories you get from eating it.

  3. jmatties on November 6, 2009 7:39 am

    If it were me, I’d keep swimming until I found the island with nothing but spicy wings, it couldn’t be that far away!

  4. S Singh C on November 6, 2009 7:40 am

    Celery because it has a higher water content thus allowing for rehydration of the body, whereas Blue cheese is so rich that although containing a lot of calories, it will upset you stomach and may cause digestive disorders such as Diarrhea.

  5. buckshot on November 6, 2009 8:16 am

    probably the person eating dressing….i dunno why. I would think it has more nutrients in it…or something like that!!

  6. Ezz on November 6, 2009 9:11 am

    Lol what a scenario, I would say blue cheese cause cause it contains a lot more ingredients like proteins, fat, and some other vitamins. But it would be rough on the system.

  7. Tracey98 on November 6, 2009 9:43 am

    Who knows but the toilets would be very clean …………….

  8. p.diggit on November 6, 2009 10:37 am

    ok i have two answers…bear with me:
    1) the islands are surrounded by salt water – you would survive longer on celery because of the water you would gain from it to stay hydrated (presuming no significant amount of rain)
    2) freshwater: you would survive longer on the salad dressing because you could easily stay hydrated, and you will have a higher caloric intake with the salad dressing.
    that being said…the spicy wing island sounds like paradise to me :D

  9. 17Lucky Patty on November 6, 2009 10:42 am

    Celery dont like chunky blue cheese dressing

  10. EnglishD on November 6, 2009 11:32 am

    Celery, because it contains water.

  11. sweet_lo on November 6, 2009 12:26 pm

    the 1 with celery



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