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what can i give to my daughters friend for lunch?

Cheese Man — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:05:45 +0000

her friend is asian and vegetarian for religious reasons. i tried asking her mum, but she couldnt speak much english. i normally do my daughters friends an assortment so they can help theirselfs to what they like. but the usual of cocktail sausages, tuna sandwichs. i cant do. although i can still do veg and fruit batons as usual. does cheese chunks have to be vegertarian?

English is really crazy?

Cheese Man — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 02:03:54 +0000

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat
quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down.
You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

What is the origin of the phrase different as chalk and cheese?

Cheese Man — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 11:03:42 +0000

I’ve heard it might be something to do with the English revolution but not sure

an english man, irish man, scottish man!?

Cheese Man — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 11:03:27 +0000

eating lunch one day, english man says if my wife makes me ham snadwiches tomorrow i am gonna throw myself of the tallest building I can find, scottish man nods yeah if my wife makes me turkey sandwiches tomorrow i am gonna do that too, irish man says if my wife makes me cheese sandwiches tomorrow ill do that aswell.
next day they all go to lunch and open their lunch boxes up the english man says thank god for that pork, the scottish man says oh thank god for that cheese the irish man says oh great cheese sandwiches so of he goes and throws himself of the highest building he can find.
Next week at the funeral the wives are standing around the graveside and the irish mans wife pipes up ‘I have no idea why he did’ and she starts to cry then finishes her sentence ‘he makes his own sandwiches’

English Irish and Scottish man its long but worth it?

Cheese Man — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 14:04:29 +0000

they worked high up on a building site
one day the English man said If my wife gives me Ham butties again tomorrow l swear l will jump for the last two years all she has given me is ham
the Scottish man opened his lunch and inside was cheese
for the last year all my wife has made is cheese sandwiches if l get the same again tomorrow l will jump
the Irishman opened his lunch l too have had the same lunch for a year and l am fed up with beef if l get the same tomorrow l will join you both
the next day the English man opened his sandwiches and it was ham buttiesThats it he said and jumped to his death
the Scottish man opened his lunch and there were cheese sandwiches he too jumped
the Irish man then opened his lunch and sure enough there where beef sandwiches
so he jumped
at the funeral the English wife said if he had only said l could have varied his lunch
so could l said the Scottish wife
well said the Irish wife l dont understand it
he always make his own lunch

describe a perfect english breakfast.?

Cheese Man — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 02:07:35 +0000

describe a perfect english breakfast. here, in the states, my family would have a breakfast of scrambled cheese eggs, bacon or sausage, grits, biscuits(not cookies), and hot coffee or orange juice(for one who doesn’t drink coffee). + grape jelly for biscuits.

How do you like your eggs? best recipe 10 points.?

Cheese Man — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:06:22 +0000

I love Eggs.
I get them fresh from the farm down the road, usually only hours old.
I love them on an english muffin ( sunny side up ) with a slice if cheese.

What is your favorite way to eat eggs?
Yes Scarlet, I am going to try them all, not all tonight though.
Some of them sound fantastic.

What meal could I make from these ingredients?

Cheese Man — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:12:00 +0000

Right I haven’t got much to go on here

Meats – Salmon, Squid or sausages
Various types of rice
Smash
flour
eggs
cheese
madras curry past
balti curry paste
cool mint raita?
mustard, english and wholegrain
chives
parsley
lemon
salt and pepper

I know theres probables not many variations of meals i could make here but any suggestions would be helpful.

What is your favourite sandwich filling?

Cheese Man — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:04:24 +0000

Mine is cheese, ham, and pickle. Either that or an english fry up sandwich of bacon, fried egg and sausage with ketchup.

A recipe for a English pudding – its a crust of suet (i will use an vegetable version with) cheese and leak?

Cheese Man — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:06:54 +0000

filling. Apparently its a Jordy dish. Any recipes?
Its not a yorkshire pudding a fellow made it on Master CHef goes live and he said it was a jordy dish. Its a suet pudding with leak and cheese filling.