9 Comments so far

1. kaiyas_m

   MAKE the staff help you, it’s their job and they should damn well do it!!! Give them a whack with something if they refuse. Or get them fired mwahahahahahah

2. MYRA C

   You don’t say why you can’t bend down so it is assumed that you are in some way handicapped. If this is the case, surely there is another shop in your town and if so I recommend that you use the other shop, if only for your cheese. You may wish to write to the manager/owner of the shop in question as well as contacting your municipal offices for assistance. However, if you are not handicapped, please advise where this cheese is stored and why you cannot pick it up. There are telescoping poles with grab handles at the end that may be of assistance here for reaching down or up to a high shelf.
   In any event, it would be a good idea to present your complaint to management of this establishment.

3. Ethereal

   Step 1: Acquire long stick. Reach and grab it from a tree so you don’t have to bend down.
   Step 2: Sharpen end of said stick into a fine point.
   Step 3: Enter shop brandishing pointy stick and spear cheese.
   Step 4: Wave cheese topped stick in check out clerk’s face.
   Step 5: Pay, and exit shop quickly.
   Step 6: Eat cheese. Yum!

4. x.jesss.

   ok firstly, why the hell does your supermarket have its cheese so near to the ground? lol
   and secondly… why not knock off the cheese and use a device similar to a litter picker to retrieve your cheese
   haha random question!

5. granny.r

   Ask a little old lady with a bent back to help you.
   She will not have to bend so far as she is already half way there…

6. I tell you whut!

   And the prize for the weirdest question of the day goes to…..

7. Bailey

   Get the top shelf stuff. Its a bit stronger, and more expensive…but as with most things, the top shelf is where its at!

8. Talia T

   …is this a euphemism?

9. AnnieG

   What the??????