How do you spread cheese on an elephant?

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How do you spread american cheese all over an african elephant?
PLEASE DONT EMAIL ME IT WAS A JOKE

sorry

10 Comments so far

  1. Tyrus

    Very carefully;) LOL

  2. goatboy_numberone

    With a soft knife?

  3. Loady

    Dont know just got chucked out of London Zoo trying to sneak into the elephant enclosure so i can’t help you sorry

  4. saint sean

    With a large knife!

  5. James R

    very thin

  6. Juicy_Couture_Princess

    skip the elephant… substitute elephant shaped crackers and eat.. yummy… btw.. american cheese? doesnt that come in sheets (precut squares)?

  7. mandy

    WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO GET THE SQUIRT CHEESE IN A CAN,A LADDER,A MOP, AND SOME POT.THE REST IS UP TO YOU

  8. XxAkiraxX

    i dont get the joke…lol

  9. ~*Come On Eileen~*

    what a dum joke that is too

  10. Padfoot_9_3/4

    First, you tell it to stand very still. Then you grab a ladder, climb to the top of it, and get on top of the elephants back. Next, you pull out a can of airisol cheese and a rubber scraper, and start spreading!



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