20 Comments so far

1. koolaidsmile619

   yeah how did you know ?

2. Lola

   Yes.

3. Pat

   Hell No! Ever hear of the FDA???

4. ladystang

   nope

5. Billy

   yes but only white babies. can’t make cream cheese out of colored people.

6. Mike

   No, not true. No wonder people don’t like these crazy fundamental Christians.

7. TEA BAGGIN

   NO

   they made from OIL deposits in Gulf Shrimp

8. George S

   I always thought so but it’s still my favorite.

9. Vicky I

   eww

10. Bob M

    True.

11. The Hmmm Man

    ew

12. Chuck D

    Only the Fetal Flavored type.

13. help me please

    I’m currently investagating this claim and every thing ei have found leads me to believe that it is true

14. Unicorn of 9/11

    Yes, yes that is true!

15. thekittenators

    I HATE STUPID QUESTIONS………

16. Baltek

    Ummm, no?

    I know Kraft was found guilty of using child-slavery at their production sites in West-Africa, but you really don’t make any sense.

17. bob

    More likely it is made of the brains of conservatives…That would explain both where Philadelphia cream cheese comes from and what happened to the conservatives brains! Thanks for clearing this up for us.

18. correrafan

    Oh, palleezze! It is way more likely that your favorite salon-style shampoo and conditioner is made from aborted fetuses. Cream cheese is just cheese that’s made from pure cream, which comes from cow’s milk, and the dips have spices and condiments added to them.

19. water_skipper

    You don’t want perfectly good meat to go to waste, do you?

20. RAWR!! I"ma dinosaur :3

    Go cry in a corner and cut yourself you stupid little emo kid. No one loves you, you’re probably adopted. now go do us all a favor and kill yourself.